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My top list? Definitely Depeche Mode. Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Blur, Hole, and Radiohead are up there. I’m into CDs not because they’re practical, but because holding music feels better than streaming it. I love late-night walks when the streets are empty, and music that actually says something. Favorite things include people who message first without a reason, when someone remembers small details, and when conversations aren’t forced. I love homemade stuff, like making weird birthday videos or personal gifts, and yeah—listening to music alone just because it helps clear my head. I also have a soft spot for rainy nights, dark aesthetics, and random deep talks that happen out of nowhere. Basically, anything that feels real.

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1# Internet Explorer download page

2# Netscape homepage

3# Clippy office assistant

4# Virtual win amp

Name: Kryspin

Age: 14

Birthday: 09.03.2010

Pronouns: He/Him

About Me

Look, I’m not gonna do the whole “hey i’m ____ and I like music 😭” intro. We’re not in a Disney Channel pilot. Let's just say if you’re emotionally literate (or at least not a walking red flag in crocs), not trying to live out your TikTok villain origin story, and understand basic human decency—cool. We might not hate each other. I’m that person who’s quiet at first, then suddenly acts like we’ve trauma-bonded in a summer camp after a few real decent convos. Online me is basically the Deluxe Edition—IRL me is still buffering. Don’t ask me to pronounce the Polish hard “r” unless you wanna see a human system crash in real-time. Yes, I use Apple Music. Yes, I hear the Spotify kids yelling from their algorithm caves. I do not care. Dolby Atmos supremacy. I collect CDs like it’s 1997 and streaming never happened. Respect the ritual. Night walks are my Roman Empire. If you text me first, just know I will overanalyze it like it’s the last message sent before a time loop resets. I like people who include me without making it a TED Talk. I don’t need constant therapy sessions, but if you send me friendship related TikTok, you’ve officially ruined me in the best way possible. Music taste? Time-travels. (you won't find me on the top 40 chart let’s just say that). And yeah, I will absolutely act like music is my whole personality because it kinda is. I won’t name bands here because, sorry, parasociality is a disease. If you want check my top list. I don’t do drama. I don’t care about your ship wars, fandom turf fights, or whatever gladiator nonsense people are doing on stan Twitter. I literally just want conversations that don’t make me feel like the NPC in your friend group’s group chat. I’m 1-on-1 coded. Group convos are just bonus levels i didn’t ask for. Don’t try to "fix me" lol, I’m not your summer project. Ii’ll open up when i feel like it. Sometimes I’ll drop something deep and then disappear to go listen to music at max volume and pretend im in an indie movie. That’s just the vibe. Don’t take jokes too far, and for the love of everything don’t try to flex being “cool” all the time. just be weird. be real. not reality TV real. just like…actual human real anyway if u read all this u probably already passed the vibe check so hey

DNI (Do Not Interact)

If your entire personality is “I don’t care” and you interrupt like there’s an Olympic medal in being obnoxious, please launch yourself into orbit—away from me. If you only crawl out of your emotional bunker when you need something from me, or fake being nice just to farm gossip like it’s your side hustle, exit stage left. I’m not auditioning for the reboot of your tired high school drama. I don’t care about your follower count, your aesthetic feed, or your emotional detachment cosplay. Being numb isn’t edgy; If your playlist is 90% TikTok background noise and you couldn’t name a single lyric without Shazam? Congrats, you’re a walking autoplay with Wi-Fi. Keep scrolling. If you’re immature, fake, or act clueless for clout—nope. Ghosting people isn’t a hobby. Neither is treating friends like seasonal accessories or joining a convo just to drop your ego off like it’s a cursed UPS delivery. If loud = funny is your go-to setting, please recalibrate. You're not quirky, you're just loud. If you see someone being left out and decide your best move is to pretend they’re invisible? Block me before I have to do it first. I care about people who make room for others—not ones who treat friends like backup dancers. I’ve already been the “Oh yeah, I know him but whatever” person. Not signing up for that again. Lastly, if you flirt like it’s a Disney Channel blooper reel, or think group chats are just passive-aggressive battlefields where one person gets left behind—congrats, you’ve earned the exit door. And no, I won’t hold it open. This is not a request. It’s a system requirement.