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Top List
- Music:
- Alice In Chains, Arctic Monkeys, Beady Eye, Beck, Black Sabbath
- Blur, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Echo & The Bunnymen, Elastica
- Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Hole, Interpol, Jeden Osiem L
- Jeff Buckley, Joy Division, Kaliber 44, Ladytron, Led Zeppelin
- Manic Street Preachers, Metallica, Muse, Myslovitz, New Order, Nickelback
- Nirvana, Oasis, Paktofonika, Pet Shop Boys, Pink Floyd
- Quebonafide, Queen, Radiohead, RHCP, Silverchair
- Soundgarden, Suede, Supergrass, SOAD, Taco Hemingway
- Taconafide, Talking Heads, The B52's, The Beatles, The Cranberries
- The Cure, The Doors, The Last Shadow Puppets, The National, The Neighbourhood
- The Offspring, The Police, The Rolling Stones, The Smashing Pumpkins
- The Smile, The Smiths, The Stone Roses, The Strokes, U2
- Weezer, Yellowcard
- CDs over streaming
- Things:
- Late-night walks
- Rain
- Music
- People:
- Those who message first for no reason
- People who remember small details
- Conversations that aren’t forced
- People who can carry a convo (because i can't)
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1# Internet Explorer download page
2# Netscape homepage
3# Clippy office assistant
4# Virtual win amp
5# Blue screen of death
6# zombo.com
7# minesweeper
Name: Kryspin
Age: 14
Birthday: 09.03.2010
Pronouns: He/Him
About Me
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Look, I’m not gonna do the whole “hey i’m ____ and I like music 😭” intro. We’re not in a Disney Channel
pilot. Let's just say if you’re emotionally literate (or at least not a walking red flag in crocs), not
trying to live out your TikTok villain origin story, and understand basic human decency-cool. We might not
hate each other. I’m that person who’s quiet at first, then suddenly acts like we’ve trauma-bonded in a
summer camp after a few real decent convos. Online me is basically the Deluxe Edition-IRL me is still
buffering. Don’t ask me to pronounce the Polish hard “r” unless you wanna see a human system crash in
real-time. Yes, I use Apple Music. Yes, I hear the Spotify kids yelling from their algorithm caves. I do not
care. Dolby Atmos supremacy. I collect CDs like it’s 1997 and streaming never happened. Respect the ritual.
Night walks are my Roman Empire. If you text me first, just know I will overanalyze it like it’s the last
message sent before a time loop resets. I like people who include me without making it a TED Talk. I don’t
need constant therapy sessions, but if you send me friendship related TikTok, you’ve officially ruined me in
the best way possible. Music taste? Time-travels. (you won't find me on the top 40 chart let’s just say
that). And yeah, I will absolutely act like music is my whole personality because it kinda is. I won’t name
bands here because, sorry, parasociality is a disease. If you really want then check my top list. I don’t do drama. I
don’t care about your ship wars, fandom turf fights, or whatever gladiator nonsense people are doing on stan
Twitter. I literally just want conversations that don’t make me feel like the NPC in your friend group’s
group chat. I’m 1-on-1 coded. Group convos are just bonus levels i didn’t ask for. Don’t try to "fix me"
lol, I’m not your summer project. Ii’ll open up when i feel like it. Sometimes I’ll drop something deep and
then disappear to go listen to music at max volume and pretend im in an indie movie. That’s just the vibe.
Don’t take jokes too far, and for the love of everything don’t try to flex being “cool” all the time. just
be weird. be real. not reality TV real. just like…actual human real anyway if u read all this u probably
already passed the vibe check so hey
DNI (Do Not Interact)
- If you tend to interrupt others frequently or dismiss conversations with “I don’t care.”
- If you only reach out when you need something or use kindness as a front for gossip.
- If you're constantly focused on drama or need everything to fit into a label before forming an opinion.
- If your opinions are just repeats from social media comment sections.
- If you like to debate people's identities or basic human rights
- If you treat serious topics like a chance to sound edgy or “based.”
- If your priorities revolve around social media clout or emotional detachment.
- If ghosting and treating people like accessories is part of your norm.
- If your sense of humor relies solely on being loud or disruptive.
- If you ignore or exclude others in group settings on purpose.
- If you joke inappropriately about people’s bodies or cross personal boundaries.
- If you make others uncomfortable to feel powerful or cool.
- If you treat group chats like popularity contests or exclude someone for no reason.
- If you're not open to nuance or respectful conversation.
